Good question my child,
As you probably know, my existence is based entirely on faith. And I often get credit for healing people who were probably going to be fine anyway.read more
I once impregnated a bitch without touching her.
I don't know why you think I have experience with this...
If you must know, then you can go ahead and ask Moses...
First of all, capitalize my name.
“God”…punk bitch, do you realize who you’re talking to?read more
Good question my son,
I’m sure you are not the only compulsive masturbater to wonder this.
Masturbation, in itself will not send you to Hell. However, if you masturbate too much, I will make you go blind. I’ve only had to enforce this on one occasion with this guy Isaac, but that dude was out of control.read more