Ray Comfort runs into a gay French guy on Huntington Beach and apparently fucks him all night long.
Why can’t you get laid?
I can think of a couple reasons. Let’s start with your priorities. Perhaps instead of spending all night in your underwear complaining to me over the internet, you should put on some pants and go out to a club.read more
Here is why it's good, and also how he probably fucked himself in the long run...
Ever heard the phrase “Save it for a rainy day?”
That was referring to masturbation.
Go for it. It’s a freebie.read more
Well, if you had read my book, you’d know I created the universe… Here let me find the passage…read more
There is no Mrs. God. Women are icky.
That’s why I don’t even touch them when I need to fuck them…read more
You are Kristen Stewart…
…and no, I cannot help your career.
Get a boob job or some talent. That’s how it works.read more